Nut King

The King of all Nuts (and Bolts)

"Dude, did you call the Nut King yet?"
"He will give us a good time."

by Tyrone Gekyume Circumcision March 9, 2019

King of the Castle

Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.

Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’

Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’

by PP Castle February 6, 2022

Hong kings

People from Hong Kong

Sam Hong kings will have to get together to fight Godzilla later

by Bambi barrister July 29, 2022

Guy king

If your name is guy king then you’re Super duper gay

Is that guy king? Isn’t he like super fucking gay?

by Homeboy111111222 December 4, 2019

Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.

The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).

by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024

king Valderrama

The quiet kid in school, when he gets comfortable with you for being friends he get talkative and says sorry for being talkative and is so cool.

Girl 1:Omg have you seen how nice King Valderrama is?

Girl 2: OMG NO?!?!

by I AM A MAN OF JESUS 999 December 10, 2024

King muahLonnBEnningfield junior

King MUAHLONNBECRUNSUS 🤴 👑 AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE. KING AND RULER AND INVENTOR and creator OF ALL FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD AND DOUBJraGS MUAHLONNBECRUNMAS MUAHLONNBEXPLOSIONS BEJROOGURS AND GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS Bemmimgfilms BEJROVBOOTY BEJROVBREAST ganbjrasters GANBJrASTaS banging backwards and BEJriPyTS. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. A name for Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. And FeLBJraTiVES fELBJATiVES and FELBJASHE'S.

I am king muahLonnbenningfield junior ruler and inventor and creator of all the word's in this definition. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 10, 2023