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National slap your classmates day

On the 18th of November is slap your classmates day, it’s a free pass to slap your class mates without getting into trouble!
“Today is the 18th of November! That means it’s national slap your classmates day! I can finally slap Jake with out getting into trouble for it”
by Roxanne.lee12 November 17, 2019
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National Give Me Head day

On November 21st, whoever is showed this definition is required to give head.
“Yo bro I showed this girl that it’s national give me head day”
“Yo fr??”
Yeah bro i got the sloppiest head ever”
by qosaku November 21, 2021
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National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
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On November 19th you have to flirt with your crush.
(Guy/girl) : “Damn girl/boy your fine-“

(Guy/girl): “ew wth”

(Guy/girl): “sorry it’s national flirt with your crush day.”
by Puddingcakez November 18, 2020
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National talk to your crush day

You have to talk to your crush at least once
National talk to your crush day is on your last day of school
by Rubixmaster April 11, 2019
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Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year
I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day
by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020
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national kiss a softball player day

Bro october 24 is national kiss a softball player day... go kiss her!!
by yagirlri October 23, 2019
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