When someone that just cooked them self
And ended said cooking becomes over cooked and should have been taken out within the 40 minute bracket, is now on the other side of your mates lounge and looks at you with lost signal, please load….
And says, oi where the fuck am I lad
And ended said cooking becomes over cooked and should have been taken out within the 40 minute bracket, is now on the other side of your mates lounge and looks at you with lost signal, please load….
And says, oi where the fuck am I lad
Bro he cooked himself that bad with some gear they had to ring 000 and the ambo’s called in the radio and said “section 909 pop goes da smigg” need urgent Careflight”
by anonymous September 3, 2022

by Kramer252 February 28, 2022

by BillDerr July 24, 2017

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021


by Telephony2 September 29, 2025

One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
