double-backhand-bitch-slap

(said as one word.) The act of backhand bitch slapping someone (especially someone who is a bitch) twice in succession.

She wouldn't listen, so I had no choice but to double-backhand-bitch-slap her.

by Matty O January 19, 2004

Double Bubble Toilet Trouble

This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.

1:I need to pee
2: But I'm taking a shit
1: Double Bubble Toilet Trouble?
2: *nods*

by artoxic November 30, 2011

Double Waffle House Theory

The idea that 2 Waffle Houses could both sustain enough business to remain open while being placed next to one another.

This town is a shithole, I wonder if the Double Waffle House Theory would apply here.

by jdboone21 May 15, 2005

h. e. double hockeysticks

It means “Hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “L” so, add two “L” after H and E and it spells Hell.

You are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner!

by Yvan Blais August 18, 2006

Double-Barrel Brian Carroll

When a girl is riding on top of a guy facing him, and shes grinding a little to hard for comfort, so the guy reaches around and sticks his thumb up her ass, Fonzie-style. Thrust your right arm out, so the girl cannot see your hand behind her, make a thumbs up, and go for it. Thus giving her both barrels. Or plugging both barrels, both will suffice.

Sheryl was slamming down on Todd's meatstick one night, riding it like one angry jockey, and we're talking really melting his latex. So Todd decided to add a little spice to Sheryls pleasure. He made the happy hitchhiker and double-barrel brian carrolled her

by brandnewtommy December 9, 2006

The double shark fin clap

When a gentleman would place his hands together as about to pray.. while his lady friend would be on all fours...

With out warning all eight digits would be finned right up the lady's grit pipe... the gent would gracefully clap while performing his moment of triumph

Fuck me bruv, got so nutted last night this sort let me use the double shark fin clap

by Munky innit January 2, 2017

Same-Brain Double-Think

An exclamatory phrase used when more than one person comes up with the same idea, uses the same phrase, or shares the same opinion at the same time.

“We should go to the beach this weekend.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Hey, same-brain double-think!”

by Spleentastik January 20, 2023