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Green

adj. used to describe a person as fake or a snake.
by xime.nuhh December 9, 2019
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Green

Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.
Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio
by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY March 4, 2021
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Green bean

An inexperienced or unskilled barista; usually a newly hired coffeeshop employee who's still learning the basic skills of the job. Alludes to an unroasted coffee bean, which is naturally green in color.
"Ashley just started last week. She's nice, but she can barely steam a latte. Total green bean..."
by ViciousGopher September 19, 2022
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Green Day

Person 1: American Idiot by Green Day is the greatest album ever made.
Person 2: What about 21st Century Breakdown?
Person 1: Oh right, forgot about that one.
by Thorn (like the letter) April 4, 2024
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Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.
by A. Miller September 25, 2025
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green doiley

When a leprechaun ejaculates into a tissue it becomes a green doiley.
I found Conor’s green doiley tucked behind my laptop!
by Lanaslayer May 3, 2018
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Green FN

a phrase used when you shoot a basketball knowing its going to go in
person 1: "Green FN!"
person 2: "bro you airballed"
by ajthesungod on soundcloud April 12, 2024
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