urban dictionary

urban dictionary is one of the best things ive ever eaten in my life. props to elon musk
yo i just killed urban dictionary that was crazy
by candice nuts March 21, 2023
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a dictionary with definitions made by dumbasses like me
did you post something on the urban dictionary! you dumbass
by Bokuroto May 30, 2017
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I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.
Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme
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noun: A situation that unexpectedly turns into an orgy where every bodily fluid is witnessed and sexual acts are performed as if the participants were playing sex dice and twister at the same time.

adj: unexpectedly and disturbingly sexual
noun:
Friend1: "Hey, sorry I couldn't make it to your movie night last night, how did it go?"
Friend2: "It was a real Urban Dictionary. I saw what I swear was santorum oozing from Jimmy's ass, but I couldn't tell because I got angry pirated before the previews even finished."

adj:
The biology class became increasingly Urban Dictionary as an orgy built up around the two kids who were munging with the pre-dissected fetal pigs.
by Chief O'Chuggabeer April 03, 2012
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This site. Like the one you're on right now. I don't know how else to explain this man.
by Lord Trash September 21, 2019
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The place that you are on now, loser!
1: what r u on now?
2: Urban Dictionary
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A place where white people go when they can’t understand what black people are saying.
White person 1: Hey, do you understand what Jamal is saying?
White person 2:No, I don’t. Let’s look in the Urban Dictionary.
by I don’t have time for that October 29, 2019
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