a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
by vitoman123 November 25, 2020
In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart December 17, 2015
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
by veteransalt May 19, 2014
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