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John

A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl
damn have y'all ever heard of John i heard he can steal yo girl
by big king john November 21, 2023
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john cock

has a big penits
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by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023
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john

A stupid asshole who ditches someone ,whom they’ve been friends with for years, for a group of friends he just met through an old friend. He’s someone who thinks he’s better than everyone and has the right to make people feel worthless. He’ll be a great friend at one point but in a blink of an eye he’ll just avoid and ignore you until he has no one else to hang out with.

Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
“Omg I’m so sorry I ditched you I was pulling a John.”
by Smartcrazylady November 22, 2023
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John

A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.
Don't be a john
by A John hater November 22, 2023
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John

by DefinerOfWordsFondler November 22, 2023
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John Tyler Gray

John tyler gray.

He is a giant

He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)

He is inlove with Beckham Lu.

We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute
John Tyler Gray is so cute

John Tyler Gray loves his girlfriend
by Rizzlybear 😜 November 22, 2023
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john no fun

john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.
hey john can we go out

No
ok john no fun
by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023
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