John A

Our Lord and Saviour

"I love John A"

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023

joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.

joe john woods likes wood

by benhev_08 October 3, 2025

John John

A NPC that will only interact on commands

I had to press x to make John John interact

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.

John Whit is hot.

by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018

john lennon

The most gorgeous man to ever walk the earth.

Sorry, John lennon is mine, you can’t have him :)

by johnlennonsbaby March 4, 2021

John Cusacked

When you fuck a girl so well she has to call in sick for 1 or more days, and walks funny for several days.

Bro, I would JOHN CUSACKED that!

by Kamedian January 24, 2011

John

A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants

John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?

They don't.

by Perhapsitsautism July 2, 2025