A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”
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this comes with a price. Let him get to comfortable or else he will begin
ditching you, often to make love to his cousins involving but not limited to
anal, vaginal, oral, ear, and belly button. Oh yeah and cock slit. Oh yeah don't
let him around girls cause he will brag but really he will stub his toe fall
then go lay in the corner and mope. Mope like the biggest bitch. He also has a
really small penis. He also may be caught up in the act of making secret pornos
with his sister,cousins, and last but not the least his stuffed bear.
this comes with a price. Let him get to comfortable or else he will begin
ditching you, often to make love to his cousins involving but not limited to
anal, vaginal, oral, ear, and belly button. Oh yeah and cock slit. Oh yeah don't
let him around girls cause he will brag but really he will stub his toe fall
then go lay in the corner and mope. Mope like the biggest bitch. He also has a
really small penis. He also may be caught up in the act of making secret pornos
with his sister,cousins, and last but not the least his stuffed bear.
Girl" who was that"
Other girl" ugh that guy, why did I let him get so fucking
comfortable around me."
Girl"having sex with his cousins."
Other girl"YEP!!!!"
Girl" wow this summer chris is cool"
Other girl" ugh that guy, why did I let him get so fucking
comfortable around me."
Girl"having sex with his cousins."
Other girl"YEP!!!!"
Girl" wow this summer chris is cool"
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