Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011
Get the Splitting the peachmug. From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.
by jocko jones August 22, 2004
Get the bruised peachmug. Damn bro, our new P.E. teacher has some seriously small peach tits... no wonder she's always pissed at those freshman... she must hate herself.
by Dustin L. May 22, 2008
Get the Peach Titsmug. A foul odor coming from a peach that looks like shrivaled up clitores it might have mold growing on it so it kind of smells like twice dipped anus in period juice
by Stanky peaches July 9, 2015
Get the stanky peachesmug. by elinie June 29, 2011
Get the Peach Punchmug. by feelinpeachy December 19, 2010
Get the peach shinermug. when getting a lap dance from a stripper and she puts her head between the guy's legs then rolls herself upside down with her legs apart and her vag in the guys face.
by mole9863673 May 10, 2010
Get the flying peachmug.