Chocolate midnight

The act of eating out a black woman who is extremely dark skinned

Me and that black girl had the best chocolate midnight session.

by ScoobertMcDoobert April 22, 2015

midnight chicken

Midnight chicken is when you're crossing the street at night in dark clothes praying that any car coming along will be able to see you.

I was late to the party because I had to play midnight chicken the whole way here.

by mmckech November 3, 2018

midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

midnight trigger

A sexy lesbian stripper who makes every girl fall in love with her and want to bang her.

Hey, did you see Midnight trigger. Oh, all I want to do is tap that!

by Lesbolover April 14, 2015

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!

"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.

by Bretorious April 30, 2011

midnight stealth

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble

Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.

by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005