ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

ex-phemera

ex·phem·er·a

noun

Things that you learned because of or for an ex-partner usually relating to their own interests and hobbies that you never or no longer care about. Based on the word ephemera which means things that exist or are used or enjoyed for only a short time.

Q: Why do you know so much about jetskiing?
A: It's just ex-phemera, I don't actually give a shit about jetskiing.

by Adri33 January 2, 2018

ex-swap

Usually occurs between two ex couples whom the guys are bros are the girls are tight. When things turn south in both relationships, the bros and girls don't mind hooking up with the other guy/girl. Everyone benefits because both the girls and guys feel great being on the rebound while simultaneously getting revenge by hooking up with their ex's best friend.

Remember Janet and Charley used to go on double dates with Kate and Josh? Yeah well now Charley's doin Kate, and Josh is doin Janet. Classic ex-swap.

by ......................! May 6, 2010

ex-popular

Teenagers who were popular in elementary and middle school but are nobody's in high school. These are usually people who developed earlier than everyone else and by mid-freshman year they were nothing. Most of the time this is a girl who every guy liked in middle school because she was hotter than everyone else but when other girls came out of their awkward stages she was forgotten.

guy#1: "Dude, Erin is so hott!!"

guy#2: "Naw man, shes an ex-popular...but have you seen Carley lately...Damn!!!"

by frenchfry333 March 10, 2014

household ex

Household ex is when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt him/her after the breakup.

You: Who's that guy?
Your gf: Thats my ex bf, he moved in when we broke up, he is my household ex.

by Strumpstr January 5, 2023

ex-twin

1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex

2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them

3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that

"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"

by thesneeky1 May 21, 2016

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014