Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

Wet Dream Texting by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

tending the rabbits 

The urge to take care/manage a large herd of rabbits that exist in the imaginary garden behind a dead baby field. The rabbits existance is contigent upon the neural circuitry of your brain.

"Holy shit man, I tended the fuck outta those rabbits last night! Tending the rabbits can be such a burden sometimes."

tending the rabbits by pitydafool May 27, 2009

terting 

when a cockroach takes its last shit on earth.

Jerry the cockroach was squished to death, thus terting.

terting by chuchupanda February 10, 2009

texting shit 

The act of talking shit about someone in a text.

Sheila: "That bitch is gonna get her ass beat!"
Shaniqua: "Why?"
Sheila: "She was texting shit about me behind my back!"

texting shit by ohxshitxitsxlindsey July 1, 2009

rhythmic texting 

texting two or more people rhythmically. as soon as you send one text, you get another. this requires much skill.

"I was doing some mad rhythmic texting last night with like, five people."

rhythmic texting by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

Face Texting 

When a texting conversation has no content and usually ends up in a flurry of smiley faces.

Girl- heyy
Guy- hi
Gir- :)
Guy- :P
Girl- xD
Guy- :D
Girl- K BYE
Guy- I hate Face Texting

Face Texting by KSeegan July 16, 2011

Machine gun texting 

Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages

Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response

Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>

Machine gun texting by cdpage January 7, 2012