A person who makes trauma (big or small, but often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet
Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after a very hard last 3 years, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn.
by n=29 August 3, 2024
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Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat weird step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after 7 years of no sex and mostly ignoring each other, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn, plus all about her best friend who moved to another state.
by n=29 August 4, 2024
Get the Traumadante mug.A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.
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Get the trauma salad mug.Trauma Park is a deranged South Park alternate universe created by 1NV4D3R-ST4CKDR01D. a deranged and perverted male in his 20s. The AU starts off with Kyle Broflovski now 13 years old shooting up South Park Elementary
"Dude, did you read TRAUMA PARK? shits fucked up but it has a good plot" "Bro TRAUMA PARK is so fucked up, how dare someone write this, did he not think of the victims?"
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Get the Traumaturnedonized mug.Trauma that is exploited, leveraged, weaponised for misappropriated power : further, for anti social / strategically social division and instead of collaborative growth
The minority group comprised of individuals experiencing an entitled Victim mindset who utilised trauma-sploitation of their circumstances to divisively to pull humanity and opportunities for growth apart instead of together
by ElleJudd September 14, 2023
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P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable
P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk
P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk
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