School

A fucking hell whole that tortures you and makes you wanna throw yourself off a cliff

“Omg we have to go to school”,

“I wanna throw myself off a cliff”

by NO1 U ! January 12, 2023

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School

School means hell for kids

Example mom i dont wana go school last time i saw the devil

by Dejboy1234 October 14, 2019

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A building that resembles hell full of fake hoes that try to test us. The place where teachers think all is well when really EVERYTHING IS A BIG FAT FUCKING OOF. You go class to class for 7 hours w/ teachers boring you out of our MINDS shoving worksheets up our ass and to top it all off we go home with 2 HoUrS oF hOmEwOrK. School makes me want to jump off a god damn cliff and choke someone lmao. Not to mention the lunch food taste like shit and probably still has living cells in it. Over my years I've found bones in mashed potatoes, wet chicken patty's, wood in my pasta and much more. Oh and you can't POSSIBLY forget- {the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell}

If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice your lying

by Hooahyesyesyes December 4, 2018

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school

hell.

I went to school yesterday

by douchebag of the year January 28, 2017

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School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!

by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014

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