max

goofiest man to exist, zero bitches. homosexual.

bitch 1: how many bitches you get?

max: *throws up 4s”

bitch 1: oh

by womenlips3000 October 9, 2022

Max

Max is a name for someone who will most likely live in his moms basement while playing Minecraft and Fortnite all day and never get a girlfriend so prolly turn gay

Yooo don’t be a max no likes a max

by JiggyNiggy March 15, 2020

Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.

Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.

by fetty woppp November 4, 2016

Max

a beanie wearing Minecraft YouTuber

Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video

by redstone2628 November 26, 2018

Max

A man child that spends all day playing crucible on destiny but can’t manage to carry people through trials. What a fucking chode. Thinks the game only exists for pvp players. Get a life.

Damn that destiny player is such a Max.

by Badbaddirtybad October 8, 2020

Max

annoying bitch

Max: Max is an annoying bitch

by ventridel July 5, 2019

Max

A stupid ass bitch that no one likes, and everyone talks shit about him. He's a fake ass nigga, dates the ugliest girls. He's ugly and retarded . He disrespects girl and makes them feel insecure. He's a dickhead that no one fucking likes.

" Who's that." Thats Max the stupid cunt. No one likes him

by cjecjejvjnvkrenvkfevklenvernvi February 24, 2019