You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022
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suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general
Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk
by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
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Suck my data

A IT reffrance to sucking dick , mootching someone's mifi
Suck my data! Bitch

Don't be sucking my data bro
by Marcello_D January 04, 2017
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Suck my cock

Suck my cock pls
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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 06, 2017
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OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
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Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)
She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!
by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025
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