An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."
- /u/DrDisastor
"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."
- /u/Duke_Leto
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."
- /u/DrDisastor
"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."
- /u/Duke_Leto
by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 01, 2017
by HankuroTheRonin May 18, 2022
An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.
"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"
"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008
by Aight den November 19, 2011
Verb. The act of oral sex being performed on a flaccid penis through the zipper of the persons pants to the point that the penis becomes fully erect.
There was no time time to waste, so I asked Wendy to begin Snake Charming. She than showed off her skin flute playing skills and then we were able to bang.
Snake Charmers be Snake Charming
Snake Charmers be Snake Charming
by LoveCanal69 April 24, 2015
Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.
Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!
Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!
by a_random_stranger November 01, 2017
The one eye snake that drastically increases in size when excited in an attempt to impress its prey. When this happens the snake leaves the confides of the boxers and raises into the open atmosphere, however, the snake does not prefer this atmosphere and immediately tries to borrow back into another dark, wet orifice. Once the snake has done the deed it releases a dangerous venom, if not contained, before exiting to its original housing.
by fda@432!jSG February 28, 2009