Fake the snake

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017

snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Love Snake

The one eye snake that drastically increases in size when excited in an attempt to impress its prey. When this happens the snake leaves the confides of the boxers and raises into the open atmosphere, however, the snake does not prefer this atmosphere and immediately tries to borrow back into another dark, wet orifice. Once the snake has done the deed it releases a dangerous venom, if not contained, before exiting to its original housing.

Damn baby my love snake is out, lets do it!

by fda@432!jSG February 28, 2009

Snake Charming

Verb. The act of oral sex being performed on a flaccid penis through the zipper of the persons pants to the point that the penis becomes fully erect.

There was no time time to waste, so I asked Wendy to begin Snake Charming. She than showed off her skin flute playing skills and then we were able to bang.

Snake Charmers be Snake Charming

by LoveCanal69 April 24, 2015

Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.

She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.

by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

Snake Snatch

Death grip on the cock

My king cobra got caught in her snake snatch!

by Aight den November 18, 2011