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monumental skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic
'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'
by _soul_ June 28, 2023
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No-Skill Character

A no-skill character is a character in an online or single player game that makes the game SIGNIFICANTLY easier to the player
Person 1: Bro get off pyro
Person 2:Why?
Person 1:He's a no-skill character
by BlakeTakesTheCake March 30, 2024
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Skill Issue

A skill issue is a failure because of a lack of skill. This phrase can very easily anger gamers.
Person 1: This boss is really hard, any tips?
Person 2: Skill issue
Person 1: Ok you piece of shit you listen here-
by That's not very paragon! July 30, 2023
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Wulfeck Blood Skills

The Wulfecks havea racial attribute called blood skills, that were derived originally from the blood of Christ. These skills only become active after a Wulfeck goes through puberty and someone else's blood touches their skin.

Some scholars think that the berserker rage of the Wulfecks is also are connected their need to create violence.

From what has been observed so far, there are 5 blood attributes.

Level 1: Blood Skin - Where their skin hardens to the level of stone.

Level 2: Blood Strength - Where their personal strength increases to their current level X 5.

Level 3: Blood Eyes - Where the spectrum's of light that they can see increases. They can see in the dark, infrared, and even radiation.

Level 4: Blood Scent - Where their sense of smell increases dramatically. It is thought that with their enhanced sense of smell that no one or nothing is able to hide from them, and that they could even track prey through a busy city like NYC.

Level 5: Blood Mind - With blood mind they can see the pictures in the mind of their enemies.

These skills have rarely been seen in the wild, and activate with the more blood spilled by a Wulfeck when in combat.
Wulfeck Blood Skills make them unstoppable.
by jimmylanes34 January 18, 2023
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après skill

your après skill comes to light after a turn of events, an intervention, crisis management.
"i havent had the pleasure yet of getting to know my après skill as i am to surmount la crise."
by Krkič September 3, 2019
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social skills

What most people, including me, don't have. Due to an increase in the amount of people using the Internet, that's to be expected of human society.
Bob: Do you have any social skills?
Alex: No, just like you and the other 99.99999% of the human population.
by Doctorate in Cussing September 11, 2023
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presentation skills

A person with presentation skills use multimedia in order to present information clearly and effectively. For example, a person with presentation skills would dance to “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody” from the Great Gatsby soundtrack during a presentation about the 1920’s.
Person A: Did you see how David danced to “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody” during his presentation??
Person B: Yeah, David has such presentation skills?
by duärsåyeahyeahwowow November 11, 2017
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