self-service

when you bend over to suck your own peen

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service

by Gembly November 16, 2019

Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.

Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016

service ace

Someone who is asexual, but allows themselves to be used to "service" their partner.

"how can you be asexual, but have had sex?"
"oh, I'm a service ace!"
"What's that?"
"I'm asexual, but I will 'service' my partner!"

by A3PO May 1, 2022

Tea Service

A ladylike way for asking your lover for a pinky in the ass.

Hey baby, will you give me some tea service tonight?

by Percy Snatcher April 20, 2017

Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people

That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

moon service

Ordering room service very late . Eating late night in hotel room through room services.

We ordered moon service last night after the party.

by Mookaveli October 12, 2015

Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.

If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!

by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018