Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. by NO1 U ! January 12, 2023
Get the Schoolmug. School is the place that when you were 4, your parents told you was a fun place were you played a lot and learned a bit. But then you grew up and realized that school in a word is prison and a shit place were everything taught is useless and in a meaningless way, your live turns out to be extremely hard because of school
Bill: what is that gross ugly looking place over there?
Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.
Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.
by Randomdude8733 April 12, 2022
Get the schoolmug. A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?
Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot
by Horanluver333 February 8, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. Everyones nightmare
by Wenochainosama August 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. School is supposed to be a place of learning but it's really a place to harbor assholes and dumb hoes.
by Suck a very large dick December 11, 2017
Get the schoolmug. Possibly the most evil way of torchering kids (even mentally disabled kids) that involves learning useless crap that won't matter when they grow up.
by Huwo mi hoy February 2, 2017
Get the Schoolmug.