by sec651 June 21, 2017
A building that resembles hell full of fake hoes that try to test us. The place where teachers think all is well when really EVERYTHING IS A BIG FAT FUCKING OOF. You go class to class for 7 hours w/ teachers boring you out of our MINDS shoving worksheets up our ass and to top it all off we go home with 2 HoUrS oF hOmEwOrK. School makes me want to jump off a god damn cliff and choke someone lmao. Not to mention the lunch food taste like shit and probably still has living cells in it. Over my years I've found bones in mashed potatoes, wet chicken patty's, wood in my pasta and much more. Oh and you can't POSSIBLY forget- {the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell}
by Hooahyesyesyes December 05, 2018
A place that you are stuck in for 7-8 hours a day for 4-5 days a week. This place is packed with bullies, nerds, popular people, emos/goths, and the in-betweens. Your closet is limited thanks to the dress code that only truly applies to those that aren't popular. Some schools have little to no air conditioning, so students have to suffer in the beginning and the end of the year.
Kid: "But mom...I don't want to go to school today..."
Mom: "I don't care. You aren't sick and you don't have any appointments today. You are going to school. I don't want to you have to go to summer school, either."
Mom: "I don't care. You aren't sick and you don't have any appointments today. You are going to school. I don't want to you have to go to summer school, either."
by Qwerty.33501 September 04, 2017
School is supposed to be a place of learning but it's really a place to harbor assholes and dumb hoes.
by Suck a very large dick December 11, 2017
by NO1 U ! January 12, 2023
Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
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