SCHOOL

SEVEN
CRAPPY
HOURS
OF
OUR
LIFES

DAD: TIME TO GO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL AGAIN
MOM: K HONEY BE BACK BY NOON

by YouGotKilledx7x November 20, 2018

School

A building that resembles hell full of fake hoes that try to test us. The place where teachers think all is well when really EVERYTHING IS A BIG FAT FUCKING OOF. You go class to class for 7 hours w/ teachers boring you out of our MINDS shoving worksheets up our ass and to top it all off we go home with 2 HoUrS oF hOmEwOrK. School makes me want to jump off a god damn cliff and choke someone lmao. Not to mention the lunch food taste like shit and probably still has living cells in it. Over my years I've found bones in mashed potatoes, wet chicken patty's, wood in my pasta and much more. Oh and you can't POSSIBLY forget- {the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell}

If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice your lying

by Hooahyesyesyes December 4, 2018

school

PRISON

SCHOOL CAN SUCK IT

by I WANNA DIE die dieeee November 6, 2018

School

Where hell is offically named

student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

School

Slavery

I got wipped at school today because I didn't pick the cotton

by Peepeetwat February 5, 2019

School

Everyones nightmare

Judges: we decided
Criminal: what
Judges: were sendimg you back to school
Criminal: OH SHI

by Wenochainosama August 30, 2022

School

The exact opposite of what true education is. It's a prison where we spend about 12 years of our lives learning some half-hazard jumble of fables, parables and song lyrics that we will never need nor use.
It is clear that many of the authorities behind the education system often need an education themselves before they could ever be trusted.

School sucks

by Tazwint March 31, 2022