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Save a blackout For Vegas

This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.
Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?

Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas

Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?
by CleanUpOnKyle4 September 29, 2025
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SAVE YOURSELF

NEVER TRUST, NEVER RELY ON ANY OTHER PERSON THAN YOURSELF TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. IT STARTS WITH THE THOUGHTS IN YOUR OWN MIND; THEN AFTER THAT, YOU HAVE TO PUT ACTIONS TO YOUR LIFE. NEVER RELY ON PLACES THAT CLAIM TO HELP YOU. WHETHER ITS THE QUOTE UNQUOTE ''GOVERNMENT'' (REALLY, THEY ARE JUST GROUPS OF PEOPLE)... WHETHER IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OR A PLACE LIKE A CHURCH, OR A SOCIETY, OR A GROUP THAT SAYS THEY CAN HELP YOU. THINK FOR YOURSELF. STOP LISTENING TO PARENTS, AND TEACHERS AND PROFESSORS AND THE NEWS MEDIA.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE LIFE, SAVE YOURSELF.
by m3mphis_chick24 October 28, 2025
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Cap'n save a hoe

Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.
by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020
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how to save a life

a song that goes something like this

u u stare right in through some window to Ur right as he goes left u stay right between the lines of fear and blame u behind to wonder why u came
where did I go wrong I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness and I would've stayed up with u all night if I knew how to save a life. There is more lyrics but u can't remember the rest of them
random person: Searches up how to save a life on urban dictionary for some reason
random person: wait I never knew that was a song
by random sad human December 21, 2022
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“Give away save” thief

Someone that gets caught stealing then gives it away for the excuse to say it was the persons they gave it to.
Why did you take that? I was just giving it back to “blank” because I thought it was theirs . Man you just a “give away save” thief.
by Frntstrthstlr July 14, 2023
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Sith Lord save a ho

The above and beyond of the “Captain save a ho” regime. If young Anakin Skywalker were captain save a hoe, Sith Lord save a hoe would be Palpatine.

An enabler of high end rachet behaviors, while creating a safe haven for scandalous females.
typically surrounded by bag whores whom dont put out yet show enough skin to frustrate unsuspecting men.
The ‘Sith lord save a ho’ is typically retired with a SSI check coming that he’ll spend on the debaucherous woman in his stable. His residence typically housing random backpacks, wardrobes, and other ill aquired items dropped off by said women.
Most importantly the ‘Sith lord’ is a Hater, doing all in his power to assist the ratchets in shenanigans against younger male targets.
Cock Blocker level: GOD.
“So I was smoking out with Angel in the parking lot, she was about to give me head…”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah, until SITH LORD SAVE A HO pulls up beside us and she hops in his car to go shopping at Walmart!!”
“Damn, the Force is STRONG with that one!”
“Wasted my whole bag I did, mmmm hm hm hm!!!”
by GeniusJunior24762 January 6, 2024
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Hot Drop Quick Save

When you unexpectedly fall off the bed while having sex and land on your back and pop back up and act like everything is fine.
"What was that loud noise last night, Becky?
Darrin was over and that was a hot drop quick save!"
by vandeb12 November 2, 2018
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