Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.

Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.

by anonymous February 3, 2025

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Miami shopping cart

A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.

by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022

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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

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<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmi Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

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miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.

Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.

by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018

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Mr. Miami

A Blond long haired Norwegian dude(see Gay He-man), using all his time working out and partying with girls half his age.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.

Look at Mr. Miami crushing those young ones...

by Old Dirty Grimmy July 14, 2021

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