you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.

asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

by Palomon December 30, 2007

lonely hater

Yo lonely hater is someone who loves his ex even if she left him 4 years ago. Its a new creation found in 2020 in lockdown when men were lonely as hell. Invented by ciege ayy

Why are you single?
Geuss i'm just a lonely hater.

by Ciege ayy March 27, 2022

Lonely mans

Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes

Dude, Everett is a god damn lonely mans

by Terminal Privates December 18, 2018

Lonely

Lonely: Ghost (Anthony) is a lonely person who plays a Pokemon Minecraft game with no girl and no future

Ghost is lonely asf, he gets no play and is hella gay

by Usuahedjsj February 24, 2025