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ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!
Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman
Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.
by lalaluscious February 7, 2014
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Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken
Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro
by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015
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Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017
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traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )
While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.
by ytw February 11, 2017
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Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.
That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.
by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024
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