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hypocrite

Someone who tailgates you for a long time, then when they finally pass you, you see they have a "get off my tail" sticker on their car. Synonyms: stupid bitch, fucking ass, etc
That fucking hypocrite bitch tailgated me most of the way here but when she passed me she had a cute whale sticker on her window that said "get off my tail".
by Kail Delgado December 19, 2024
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hypocritter

A hypocrite who looks or acts like a critter such as your brother or sister.
----- you're a hypocritter! You just told me not to do that and now you're doing it yourself! You're a dirty hypocritter!
by Nathan Friesen January 27, 2026
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Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability. EXAMPLE
• A weirdo that stalks your phone while you’re asleep.
Hypocritical Intruders should just disappear from this world, they’re nothing but a nuisance.
by dylanhatesweirdos March 21, 2026
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Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability.
EXAMPLE:
• A weirdo that stalks your device at night when you’re asleep.
Hypocritical Intruders are massive morons that are nothing but a nuisance, they should disappear from this world.
by dylanhatesweirdos March 21, 2026
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hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place, in which case, not only would one be a hypocrite, but a coward.
"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who started it."
by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025
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hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place.
"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who shouldn't have been doing it in the first place. Therefore, you started it."
by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025
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Hypocrite Oath

A doctor who took the Hippocratic oath but ends up putting more people in danger through medical gaslighting, or spreading disease by not using proper personal protective equipment.
I went to my doctor because I had complications from an active COVID infection and my doctor didn’t even wear a mask, I wonder how many of their patients they’re going to infect with this disease. I guess they took the hypocrite oath.
by CrunchyBrownie5 September 22, 2025
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