Gabe

gabe, gabe is a weird funny guy that will eat a lot usually normal sized but a bit skiny gabe is fun to be around gets a little nervouse around people he doesent talk to much and is usually getting hurt some way or another he likes to do a bunch of stupid stuff do not tell a Gabe what to do he would have already done it gabe can change moods reeeeeeealy quick so do not piss off a Gabe he will smash your head against a locker or punch you gabe can under go pain for awile with out noticing gabe usually has a girlfreind and when he doesn't he is a flirt. can not sell correctly without auto correct

Gabe: hey I'm hungry lets get something to eat now

Gabes "friend": no this is your 4th time this hour
Gabe: THE FUK U JUS SAY TO ME YA LIL BITCH

by GAbE Abcd June 3, 2019

Gabed

The act of inserting your cock into a water bottle and pissing into it.

Person 1: “Would you like a drink of this water”
Person 2: “No it’s been Gabed”

by HennerzsNordzs November 23, 2021

Gabe

Gabe (noun)
A person who has to have information repeated to them constantly to absorb it in any way, shape, or form

Why do I have to keep repeating this, you're such a Gabe?

by Mr. P_official1 April 28, 2022

Gabe

Gabe is a giant animal with a fat red head that is shaped as a tomato and likes to head butt people

Gabe expects his head going up your butt with tomato juice everywhere

by Wakawakwaka November 29, 2021

gabe the doggo

Woof

Woof Woof HOOOOOWL

"OMG IT'S THE MAGICAL DOGGO!"
R.I.P. Gabe the doggo

by I_Like_Mustache January 26, 2018

Gabe Day

A special yearly occasion on November 17

Omg I’m so excited for Gabe day!!!

by KrisThomason November 17, 2021

Gabe

A loving persion who lives off of Dr pepper and memes, also a fan mom's speggetii. Has a duplicate brother who he won't hesitate to spit at if he feels threatened.

Guy 1: "Hey, whats that niggas problem?"

Guy 2: "Stand back dude thats a Gabe, he'll hauch a loogie at you."

by Shwattz Friedrich December 11, 2019