Bowl of Cereal

To jack off or flick the bean

Aaron: I have 1 bowl of cereal everyday
Gavin: Rookie numbers, I have 4 a day

by kittiesfunnies March 26, 2021

Cereal face

The look on someone’s face when they are pretending to like something. Everyone in cereal commercials pretends to enjoy it even though no one really likes cereal that much.

Would you look at her, she has stupid, cereal face.

by Zack the Angry January 18, 2021

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 03, 2023

cereal time

Time to eat some great cereal, pouring the milk first

Dawg you know it's CEREAL TIME

by Jahiem36017 November 29, 2017

Oti cereal

A delicious food (to some) usually served with yoghurt

Gracie: "my two favourite things are finnleys dick and oti cereal!"

by Finnking October 16, 2022

Cereal Mom

CD for short and CD is the best cereal parent of all times with Trox so All Hail CD and only CD because CD the best parent ever

CD is the best parent
Cereal Mom is a mom and Cereal Dad is dad :>

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

party cereal

1. A mixture of usually chips and soda in a bowl made out of the remaining food from a party.

2. A bowl of cereal that someone has made during a party that is passed around and collectively eaten by everyone.

1. Last night was crazy i woke up a noon and made some party cereal!
2. Someone brought some cereal to the party, they didn't expect it to become party cereal and punched me when i went in for a bite!

by SuperMegaLlama March 24, 2016