Fortnite 

A game that was originally good until it was overrun by normies. This game is the reason why 1.1 million people in the US are still virgins.

Girl: DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME! YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME ON THE STUPID GAME.
Guy: Yeah sure...
Girl: I CHEATED ON YOU WITH 10 OTHER GUYS BECAUSE YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE.
Guy: Mmhm

Ha! look at that normie playing Fortnite.

Fortnite by Endzo1987 May 21, 2018

fortnite 

a game that causes niggas to loose there girls and grabs all of their attention

its also played by ugly ass niggas who have nothing better to do in life
little do they know there girlfriend is on ft with her side while he is playing with his bros.

my bad stink i was playing fortnite

fortnite by bahdbahieee May 24, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that entertains your boyfriend because your boring ass can’t.

All my boyfriend ever wants to do is play fortnite!

Fortnite by WhyAreYouSoPetty May 24, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that girls really hate because it steals their boyfriends.

“Oh come on! He is playing fortnite again!”

Fortnite by juanpablitocarlito911 May 27, 2018

Fortnite 

the game that came up in 2018 that’s stealing our niggas

girlfriend: “babe why aren’t you answering me?”
“babe”

“hello”
“what are you doing”

boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”

Fortnite by youngb0 May 28, 2018

Fortnite 

This game is only played by people with signs of depression , down syndrome , and autism. People who play the game say that pubg sucks (its better) but also they are mosty played by people under the age of 5

Person 1 : hey wanna play fortnite

Person 2: nah pubg is better

Person 1: but can u build

Person 2: can play with people who are not mentally ill
Person 3: person 1 do you have a extra chromosome

Fortnite by Minecraft player 69 420 kys May 28, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that the only purpose of playing it is to ruin your life

My back hurts by playing Fortnite

Fortnite by TheresNoSpaggetInMySoul May 28, 2018