ex-swap

Usually occurs between two ex couples whom the guys are bros are the girls are tight. When things turn south in both relationships, the bros and girls don't mind hooking up with the other guy/girl. Everyone benefits because both the girls and guys feel great being on the rebound while simultaneously getting revenge by hooking up with their ex's best friend.

Remember Janet and Charley used to go on double dates with Kate and Josh? Yeah well now Charley's doin Kate, and Josh is doin Janet. Classic ex-swap.

by ......................! May 6, 2010

ex-popular

Teenagers who were popular in elementary and middle school but are nobody's in high school. These are usually people who developed earlier than everyone else and by mid-freshman year they were nothing. Most of the time this is a girl who every guy liked in middle school because she was hotter than everyone else but when other girls came out of their awkward stages she was forgotten.

guy#1: "Dude, Erin is so hott!!"

guy#2: "Naw man, shes an ex-popular...but have you seen Carley lately...Damn!!!"

by frenchfry333 March 10, 2014

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014

ex-whore

a person who was formally known as a whore but changed their ways. no longer sleeps with everyone

she’s not an ex-whore she try’s to sleep with every guy in our class!

by daddycolbear April 7, 2021

Cuntasaurus-Ex

A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.

Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.

by BodyOfWork December 15, 2019

ex washina

NOUN - The collected skulls of a certain orgasmic man's washing machine after he clean's children to eat them.

I keep tripping over ex washinas, can you tell Isaac to clean up his shit?

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!

by EsanSanSan March 26, 2022

Ex-vegan

A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.

Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.

by its mum not mom u american shi August 16, 2020