drunkenmonkey

* A Monkey
* Who consumes exssesive amounts of alcohol
* Usualy very amusing to watch

" I'm a drunkenmonkey and even I have the brain power to put a definition in here " :P

by TheDrunkenMonkey March 29, 2004

Drunken Hook-up

Occurs when two people are playing a drinking game and their friends want to get the ball rolling on them fuckin' that night.

Barbie and Ken have to kiss for Stacy's drunken hook-up card.

by rene February 23, 2005

Drunken Rape

One who forces drinks upon a girl and challenges her to drink until she can no longer consent to sexual intercourse, then rapes her. This is usually followed by many lies to the girl and to others about the incident.

Bro #1 "Yeah bro, i got her wasted then took her to my room!"

Bro #2 "How much did you have to drink?"

Bro #1 "Me? Nothing man, haha I had that bitch drink a whole bottle of wine by herself."

Bro #2 "We're no longer friends man, you raped that girl...Drunken Rape isnt cool!"

by filichz October 1, 2009

Drunken F00l

Best coder I've seen. Mistaken for Alfred Reyolds by a few n00bs over at wordKing Kahuna/word's place.

DF just coded us up a new 1337 feature.

by FragBot June 7, 2003

Drunkelstiltskin

Any professional drinker who boozes beyond recognition and becomes the drunken beast of a horrific twisted alcohol-induced Brothers' Grimm fairy fable, generally taking on the form of a short, hairy guy who is convinced you are dying to fuck him.

"Fuck this, I am outta here. Drunkelstiltskin is staggering this way and he already puked on my shoes once tonight"

by Reginold Bixby July 7, 2008

drunken boxing

This form of the martial arts is best demonstrated by a drunken moron in a drunken stupor. His repressed male urge to fight and establish his dominance, results in the punching of various male acquaintances in the surrounding bar or party.

People that are sober or less drunk, often can not comprehend the rationale behind these punches, and quickly become annoyed. Occasionally another drunken moron will trade punches with the initiator, resulting in a drunken boxing match. The match has no winner, and usually results in a hug and the consumption of some more unnecessary alcohol.

Phil was so lit that he started drunken boxing with some guy he barely knew. It almost resulted in an ass-kicking.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

drunken

the act of drinking with the intention of getting epicly drunk.

dude - i am goin drunken with gore tonight, and we plan on tearing this town a new one.

wow, going drunken last night was a bad idea - i woke up next to a donkey.

um, next time i say lets go drunken tell me no...we stole a midget last night

by bubbap November 1, 2011