a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)
by ranga.langa September 07, 2020
by taylorswift.13 December 14, 2023
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
by Ziggurat_ May 15, 2015
When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017