A Denim Cougar is an older female (cougar) who wears tight denim exclusively to highlight her fading physique.
With her Lee's and denim half jacket Rose walked out of the house not knowing she was rocking the Denim Cougar look.
by eljasso December 10, 2009

A scary woman who is middle-aged or older that mistakenly thinks she is more desirable than she actually is
by Cinema_rot May 6, 2016

When your fucking an old lady and you stick your fingers down her throat and she pukes on your dick then you slap her Cause she puked on your dick then run out knocking her dead husbands picture over
by Crackhead696666 November 30, 2017

They are quite awesome! Most of the results on Google Images have an Awesome Cougar sucking his own dick, therefore, that makes him VERY AWESOME!
Did you see that Awesome Cougar sucking his own dick? We need more Awesome Cougars sucking their own dicks. It's a dick lick party, and everyones invited!
by AWESOME COUGARS! January 27, 2010

A feeding trough created for luring cougars into a viewing area. The trough should be 45"-55" long, 15"-20" wide, and exactly 16" deep. If the trough is placed more than 6 inches above the ground it will not be effective in luring cougars. Make sure that you view the cougars from further than 50' away; they are dangerous animals that can attack suddenly; especially if the food in the trough is not prepared correctly. The bait should be fresh, raw meat, with a hint of tomato seasoning. Important! Cougars will rarely visit a cougar trough on the first day it is constructed; be patient!
by SDZoo BigCat Keeper August 20, 2011

1. Songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake tits, and 80's hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20's.
2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.
2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.
No-fail cougar movers are: Bust a move, I love Rock and Roll, Anything by Aerosmith and most things by ACDC
by Cougar trapper February 26, 2009

To have sex with 4 different women 20+ years older than your current age 4 days or nights in a row. It is called "The Cougar Slam" as a reference to baseball for when you hit a grand slam you score 4 times in a row.
by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009
