coming out

What your dad will do after you drop out of college

You: "Dad I dropped out."
Dad: "I am coming out son. I want to be gay."
You: "Damn dad, I was just kidding..."

by Stools upside down July 11, 2006

coming of age

Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too afraid to admit they don't know what the ever popular phrase actually means

It was a coming of age novel about Bestiality. And a young boy. Fucktard.

by Moof September 03, 2003

coming home

That look in your eyes at the bar that tells a girl you wanna fuck.

coming home

by Being Matt November 15, 2013

come torta

A lesbian, or a bitch

Damn alex you're such a come torta

by Ale1569 September 30, 2017

oh comely

A song from Neutral Milk Hotel or NMH

Person A: Have you heard the song 'Oh Comely'?

Person B: No, it sounds weird.
Person A: Well then you have no soul

by Where_am_I November 06, 2018

come the mong

Petulant, sulky, depressed. monging n. being under the influence of depressants or other drugs (especially for recreational use); idling, relaxing, or vegetating (especially due to drugs or alcohol or their after-effects); vegging out, chilling out, or chillaxing. Also, monged out, adj., feeling dulled, sluggish, or drugged. Related: chicken-in-the-basket, waps, smurfing, robotripping, English, United Kingdom, Drugs. Slang - used mainly in Australia and New Zealand - deer culling idiom

"Don't come the mong" - meaning "don't look all upset at me like that".

by wordengineer July 31, 2006

come on crackhead

A saying coming from the youtube video of nicki minajs impersonitnation

Su.su.su.su superbass........COME ON CRACKHEAD

by JTHEFRANKAWESOME August 07, 2011