When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019
Get the Alaskan Baseball mug.Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.
by Mikeshit September 9, 2019
Get the Baseball mug.Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick
by Maddie a.s October 13, 2019
Get the Baseball mug."Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.
"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
by Ibmsmemes April 16, 2018
Get the The aruban baseball team mug.A replacement word used between a boyfriend and a girlfriend instead of kissing or making out. Used for it's unsuspiciousness so others don't know what's going on
by whitecoyote69 April 21, 2017
Get the Baseball mug.For people who can only run 4 bases before getting tired. Also, hate on lacrosse because they don't want to make the football players angry cuz contact scares them. For people an athletic step up from volleyball. And finally for people who have dad's that swear they were good at baseball so they sign their child up for tee-ball in hopes of achieving success through their child.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your mile time?"
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."
by DW45 October 5, 2017
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Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018
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