Adam

Has an absolutely massive cock

Girl: Adams massive cock makes me so horny!

by Biggpp November 23, 2019

Adam

The type of guy that you'd generally fall in love with on first sight.

Just kidding. He's a slut. Generally very obese, eats a lot, and plays children's games to jack off in his spare time. Never become an Adam.

P1: Someone tell Adam to lose some fucking weight! He's broken 5 chairs today!
P2: Alright, I'll get somebody!

by _mayan_ November 26, 2019

Adam

A skinny weird kid who is highly trustworthy and annoyingly tall

Is that Adam?
Yeah
Oh I hate that kid
Oof same

by umokay23 April 13, 2019

Adam

The kid that lives next to you and we’re a shirt that says can’t adult today he 12

Fuck that shirt Adam

by Chris H. 223 April 25, 2019

Adam

Attractive to only gay men because of his manly calves.

Adam is a short jumper.

by Lrigeht May 11, 2019

ADam

Its a damn shame.

It's ADam shame that fine chic is a lesbian.

by #M&M's#sweets#candy#chocholate December 12, 2019

Adam

Adam, the best brother, and boyfriend you will ever love! He is super funny, stupid, but at the same times smart. He makes you laugh even on the darkest of days, with all of his stupidity come smarts, talent, courage, trust, love, and a crazy sense of humor. His dark hair and brown eyes make you leap whenever you see him. I know both a brother and a best friend! I love you Adam and you are the best brother I could ever ask for!!

I love my Adam!

by Xxfirefoxx May 24, 2018