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Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!
by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023
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An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.
by Predeckis April 28, 2006
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Teenager Kid

A teenager (13-19) (13-17) is a teenager but that one person is always there to call them a kid when they have waited 13 years to finnaly get a step cl9ser to be an adult and step out of the "Kid Zone" they still get treated like a kid. Eat with the 10 year olds not being able to get more freedom a plus is getting to stay up an hour later than the other "kids" but then that person will bring up you can't do it because your a kid. But your 13+ and I'm that number is the word TEEN so get it correct were are not kids we ARE TEENAGERS!!!
Jess: You can't do that your a kid.
13+: I am a teenager not a kid

Jess: your still a kid
Jess: call your self a teenager kid
by Alfred from Batman J31P July 10, 2018
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a drunk teenager

already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.
a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.
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Teenager

A person between the ages 12 to 20 years old. It's a biological process in which many physical and mental changes occur. According to the law, you're an adult when you turn your 18 years of your life, but biologically you can still be a teenager. New scientific research though, show that adolescent can last up to 24, and as it seems, you're still a teen even when you turn 20.
"How old is your son?"

"He's 13. He's already a teenager"

"Time flies! He grew up!"
by A dork otaku November 9, 2020
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Teenager

A time frame where your to young to do half the crap you want to do, but to old to do the other half.
Your parents won't let you go to a Halloween part, because your to young, but also told you your to old for trick and treating. Teenager.
by JoJomae006 May 25, 2020
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Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas

4 people that are like the turtles, but are black and very very gay.
That sqaud is made up of gayass niggas, surely they are the Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas.
by The 53rd President July 16, 2025
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