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Tennessee Vampire

Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;

The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.

That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey

Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!

All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
by IBchillin April 21, 2010
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Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet
by Jono523 August 21, 2013
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vampire kuchi

a slut that is kicked out before the sun comes up, but not before she gets fucks
We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.
by VampireKuchi October 30, 2013
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Reverse Vampire

When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
by Jolene Dillionwinkle January 12, 2023
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vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."
by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021
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Verulam Vampire

AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.
"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"
by dbnnightwatcher February 25, 2014
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Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!
by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021
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