Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011
Get the Splitting the peachmug. From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.
by jocko jones August 22, 2004
Get the bruised peachmug. Damn bro, our new P.E. teacher has some seriously small peach tits... no wonder she's always pissed at those freshman... she must hate herself.
by Dustin L. May 22, 2008
Get the Peach Titsmug. That girl who eats her period and tried to r@p3 Charli D'amelio and abuses her daughter and eats poop because they were out if big macs and shows her pussy on camera
by writingdefinitionsbecausewhynt October 7, 2020
Get the Lovely peachesmug. A foul odor coming from a peach that looks like shrivaled up clitores it might have mold growing on it so it kind of smells like twice dipped anus in period juice
by Stanky peaches July 9, 2015
Get the stanky peachesmug. by feelinpeachy December 19, 2010
Get the peach shinermug. by elinie June 29, 2011
Get the Peach Punchmug.