Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014

household ex

Household ex is when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt him/her after the breakup.

You: Who's that guy?
Your gf: Thats my ex bf, he moved in when we broke up, he is my household ex.

by Strumpstr January 5, 2023

ex-twin

1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex

2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them

3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that

"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"

by thesneeky1 May 21, 2016

ex freak

Someone who still talks to their ex or ex's ! Who still thinks there is hope with their ex ! One who keeps thinking about their ex and ex's !

I'm a ex freak cause I still do things with my ex

by Micheal Gibons June 27, 2020

Ex-zone

When someone reminds you of your ex or you think someone could potentially become an ex and won't even give that someone a chance.

Friend: "You should ask him out."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022