Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

by Clumbo June 07, 2018

Cold Start

A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!

Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!

Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!

by HylianChampion69 April 21, 2021

Start the hat

Start telling the truth

“Im so rich” start the hat we know your lying

by December 25, 2020

Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.

I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.

by pseudonymshmoodonym April 05, 2020

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Your either with us, or you are on your own.

Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Get with it or get out.

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

“Great start”

When your day has started off on literally the shittiest foot you’ve ever seen and you’re trying to be optimistic.

I just saw my cat eat his own shit and die. “Great start” to my day.

by Loli Daddy August 22, 2019