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Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
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Nerd
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Ew
Omg Tristan its day 30 of calling you a nerd!

Nerd.
by Jessiee. Jj January 21, 2023
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Nerd...

Ew
Omg Tristan its day 30 of calling you a nerd!

Nerd!
by Jessiee. Jj January 21, 2023
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Guy who buys lots of surfboards
That Tristan just bought his third surf board this month!!
by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023
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This guy is litreally so fineeee!
And kind kinda ZESTY but his funny and nice.
I swear this nigga is so hoooot!
like for real wish he was yours!!!!
Tristan is soo fineee!
by everyonelovess_me February 6, 2023
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Tristan cares alot mabe to much he often puts himself down but is a kind careing person who will love you for who you are till the day you die he'll never let you feel alone and he'll always make you smile just help him out sometimes too for all you know it may just be a mask
person1:OMG did you hear about Tristan
person2:who hasent hes awsome
by Wicked_Impulse56 February 12, 2023
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He’s sweet but too narcissist to exist,Probably has10 girls and only loves one (A good thing) Most likely to be inlove with a 'brenda'...
Hey Tristan!”
*Ignores you and flips his hair*
by SJAEYUN March 9, 2023
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