Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service

Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!

by RealOBRav August 22, 2016

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

Ocean service

Ocean service is boosting service.

Ocean service = boosting service

by UltraLOL December 7, 2018

private service

The action of doing help or doing work for someone privately

I don't use any public porn website to watch porn, I use private services.

by Ringa Darkmountain November 7, 2018

asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.

Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."

by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017

sudden service

A word used from the period of 1972 -1979 referring to secret adult establishments which were generally covered up or hidden in fast food restaurant menus

My boy just showed me the kfc menu i see they have them sudden service... mmm chicken ain't the only thing ima be eating

by Your Indian nigga August 17, 2017