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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

American Promise

n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.

Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.

Examples of American promises:

1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."

"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.

by eXDax July 1, 2008

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.

I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Cocaine Promises

False hopes made off cocaine

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises

by Lies told on true assumptions April 24, 2024

Catmaster Promise

When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.

Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.

by Catmaster3 June 17, 2022

Promise

A word meaning you will do something when/if you say you will do it or to some people (one direction) words that mean nothing to you.

Promise☺

(Ofc this is a joke tho , love the boys and as long as they r happy it does matter)

by Sjbdajxb April 9, 2021