Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011
 Get the Splitting the peachmug.
Get the Splitting the peachmug. From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.
by jocko jones August 22, 2004
 Get the bruised peachmug.
Get the bruised peachmug. Damn bro, our new P.E. teacher has some seriously small peach tits... no wonder she's always pissed at those freshman... she must hate herself.
by Dustin L. May 22, 2008
 Get the Peach Titsmug.
Get the Peach Titsmug. A foul odor coming from a peach that looks like shrivaled up clitores it might have mold growing on it so it kind of smells like twice dipped anus in period juice
by Stanky peaches July 9, 2015
 Get the stanky peachesmug.
Get the stanky peachesmug. That girl who eats her period and tried to r@p3 Charli D'amelio and abuses her daughter and eats poop because they were out if big macs and shows her pussy on camera
by writingdefinitionsbecausewhynt October 7, 2020
 Get the Lovely peachesmug.
Get the Lovely peachesmug. by elinie June 29, 2011
 Get the Peach Punchmug.
Get the Peach Punchmug. by feelinpeachy December 19, 2010
 Get the peach shinermug.
Get the peach shinermug.