Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."
"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"
by LoSGaReBeAr April 26, 2023
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Minnesota Ave

The longest, bumpiest, deadliest street in SE/NE
Man I ain’t going down Minnesota Ave, I ain’t tryna get another flat tire bitch
by Official Savage Sweetheart April 12, 2019
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Minnesota Geyser

The act of coming and shitting at the same time.
That girl’s pussy was fire but I also had to shit so bad, that as I climaxed, I gave her a Minnesota Geyser!
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb May 09, 2011
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Minnesota Sprinkler

Cumming into your partners mouth and then promptly pouring carbonated soda in after and having their head shaken till it sprays out of their nose and/or mouth.
Hey! Thanks for the suggestion, my girl let me give her a Minnesota Sprinkler last weekend.
by Mira Minnesota October 15, 2022
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Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt and stays.
Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty

Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob
by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023
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Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt
Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob
by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023
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