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Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.
After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"
by ZJR13 January 13, 2025
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mr Minnesota

A guy who lives in the state of Minnesota and is well known for being a complete troll
Person 1: Yo you seen what Hamza posted on his story?

Person 2: No what was it

Person 3: Him trolling around the metro area he's such a Mr Minnesota
by Mr Minnesota April 17, 2023
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Minnesota Cowboy Up

When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.
On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.
by Sew Donym February 20, 2020
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Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."
"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"
by LoSGaReBeAr April 25, 2023
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Minnesota

i live living in Minnesota*cough cough* CANADA
by pploverlol April 7, 2022
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Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.
Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.
by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025
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Minnesota Tina

A girl that can be found in Minnesota, usually going by the call sign Tina, who engages in group sex with many men at a time as well as lesbian sex, whilst all the while leading her boyfriend to believe he’s the only one. Proof can be hard to find because she is so mentally unstable that she will engage in this sexual over stimulation behavior like it’s just another day. But look for odd bruising and redness on and about the bottom area and if you take off the blinders, watch a little porn, you’ll see exactly what type of slut you’re dealing with. Highly, highly unstable; do NOT procreate with this creature. She is liable to keep you out of yours and her own child.
If you ever encounter an easy Minnesota Tina, don’t let the devil in or else you’ll end up paying with unimaginable nightmares that turn out to be your reality.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
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