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minnesota moccasins

When, as a prank, someones shoes are pooped in, thereby causing them to step in said poo when the shoes are put on. Typically done in the north country of Minnesota during a camping trip when said persons shoes happen to be moccasins left outside their tent overnight.
John was displeased when he realized that warm squishy sensation between his toes were in fact a fresh pair of minnesota moccasins.
by poopiedoopie56 October 17, 2011
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minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023
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Minnesota Handshake

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.
Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake
by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023
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Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.
Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.
by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022
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Minnesota

Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it weren’t for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as they’re already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).
I’m lookinCalifornia, but I’m feelin’ Minnesota.
by Biden is a dick January 11, 2023
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mr Minnesota

A guy who lives in the state of Minnesota and is well known for being a complete troll
Person 1: Yo you seen what Hamza posted on his story?

Person 2: No what was it

Person 3: Him trolling around the metro area he's such a Mr Minnesota
by Mr Minnesota April 17, 2023
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Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."
"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"
by LoSGaReBeAr April 25, 2023
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