When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.
by Lillpumpkin February 03, 2025
The Tonkovski method is an unexplainable phenomena that occurs when someone says or does something that is the optimal blend of funny, sexy and cute.
"I'm pretty sure we'd make the best team—like coffee and mornings. Want to 'espresso' ourselves together all night long?" OMG, the Tonkovski method strikes again!
by liserliserpantsonfiser June 14, 2024
A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
by CountSwagula July 16, 2024
by Plugged January 22, 2025
Put a dry or wet noodle near your genitals
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit
4 Bust! Get your load all over the place
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit
4 Bust! Get your load all over the place
by Bigtoess123 December 02, 2024
This is when a guy dips his johnson in a sauce, preferably chocolate or cake batter like a Yan Yan candy, and proceeds to get slop top from their lover. Tasty and erotic method.
"Have you ever tried the Yan Yan Method?"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
"No my girlfriend never seems to be able to find the Nutella jar"
by SwagBap12 May 15, 2024
when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
how does the bisection method work
by unsectable November 20, 2019