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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Melissa

Someone that takes time to get to know them fully, but when you do, you won't regret it. Someone who you will love only for her personality and vibes. Someone who laughs with you and at you, but mostly with you. Someone who you won't ever regret meeting. Someone who's kinda evil, but its ok because you still love them. Someone who, even through the tough times, will still love you. :)
Hey look at Melissa over there. She is awesome
by afreakinpieceofcheese November 21, 2021
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Melissa

melissa aka mel is the best person to ever exist and she is better than u she’s literally so perfect and amazing and beautiful and cute (NOT FRUITY!!!) but ya shes literally so perfect and better than u
Stranger: Whos melissa?
Me: someone better than u
by qttttsttays April 22, 2021
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Hot Melissa

when a cop fucks you up the ass and after he orgasms, you then shit cum bubbles into his mouth and make him swallow.
I saw her from across the room while I was working security and there I knew, I wanted a Hot Melissa.
by M3ll0y3ll0w July 9, 2024
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